ok imma write a few headcanons just for you and also my mind is filled with jake so im sorry if it isn’t good
- “My princess, don’t listen to them”
- He’ll hug you
- and act like he saved your life.
- But he’s a good boyfriend/husband
- and he’s proud of that!
- No really, he’ll act like he saved you from your death or something.
- Just let him have it.
- It’s pretty funny anyway
I decided to do headcanons ^-^ i hope you don’t mind
- She knows what it’s like to have bad experiences with competitive plays
- Toxic players, bad teams, she has seen everything.
- She knows the perfect way to comfort you.
- She’ll tell you it’s okay
- that those people are just horrible
- Sometimes a team doesn’t work out and that’s okay
- It’s only a game
H O L L Y W O O D
HAL-Fred is being a prick. Y/N is angry.
[You can request the next map! (Even Elimination and Event maps)]
“This is the last time I hire human bodyguards” HAL-Fred complained. You sighed, gritting your teeth as you paid more attention to your phone.
“Don’t you agree, sweetheart?” he asked you and you hummed – you didn’t agree, though.
“My love, what’s wrong?” he turned to you. You took a deep breath and sighed, “I don’t know if you noticed, but I’m human”. Although he didn’t have any facial expressions, he’d be frowning right now, “Sweetheart, I was talking about those incompetent bodyguards out there… Not about you, my love”.
You nodded, took a deep breath, and went back to your phone. He made a sighing sound and took your hand. Nuzzling his face against it, you knew he meant to kiss it.
“My darling, I love you… You are the most wonderful human I’ve ever met” HAL told you, “You are so talented… I hate to admit it but you have more talent than me”.
You chuckled under your breath and sighed, “Fine…”
lmao i only did Balderich bc idk i’m not experienced with poly stuff
but NSFW under the cut. yes it’s tagged
- Okay so, he may be a bit dominant
- but sub!balderich tho
- If you have long hair (or even if you don’t) he likes touching the back of your head when you go down on him.
- He’s also into dirty talking and encouragement
- He loves telling you how good you’re doing.
- Okay so, I’m also pretty sure that Balderich is bigger than Reinhardt
- so if you think Reinhardt’s dick is big, imagine Balderich.
- He’s more into making love than just fucking, too.
- Probably because he could harm his S/O if he gets too rough.
- Idk about his kinks but I think he’s willing to experiment
OKAY I WANT TO START WITH BALDERICH BC HE IS VERY NICE
idk if you wanted hcs or something but you’ll get hcs
- He’s very sweet when he comes to pick you up.
- He even brought you flowers!!!!
- Okay, admit it: he’s the perfect gentleman
- He’ll pull out your chair for you.
- He’ll even pay
- I think he’d be very excited, too.
- But he’ll probably take you to a somewhat fancy restaurant
- After the date, when he brings you back home, he’ll probably kiss you on the cheek (and maybe invite you to another date)
- He’s a huge dick to everyone
- Except to you.
- Someone did something wrong and you didn’t like it?
- Boom, that person is fired.
- Again, he’ll only be nice to you.
- You want a table by the window but every table is taken?
- He’s rich, he can just pay them to leave! Don’t worry about it
- if i’m being honest
- the two of you would probably already be married
- y’know, arrange marriage and all that
- And you probably took hours, maybe days, to convince him to go out on a date.
- So, you’re sitting with him in a restaurant, only the two of you
- He won’t say much, probably
- but when he does say something, it’s something nice.
- Like, before the two of you left: “That looks great on you”
- Maybe he’ll also compliment other choices, like food.
- He may seem evil but he can be nice
- if he tries
- and if he wants to